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How To Make (And Eat) The Awesomest Tacos Evar!!!!!!

Step 1-Fill taco shell (hard shell only,soft tacos are for fags) with as much beef as the damn thing can hold. Up to the very top.

Step 2-Put as much sour cream on top as it can hold now. Sour cream is the best part,so add lot's of it!!!!! At this point it will start to fell quite heavy,which is very good.

Step 3-Add salsa at the very top of that bee-otch. Right on the sour cream. Mild salsa,though,I admit I am quite a pussy. If anything has fallen by this point,you are doing a good job.

Step 4-Grab a handful of cheese and drop it right on the sour cream and salsa part. IT'S RAINING CHEESE!!!!! This will make it get all over the plate,which is also very good.

Step 5 (optional)-Lift the taco,but make sure nothing falls off. It is very heavy now,no? WHATEVER YOU DO,DON'T DROP IT.

Step 6- EAT THAT MOTHERFUCKER! IT'S DELICIOUS.  Eat it in the most piggish,unattractive way possible. Manners are for old people. No less than two minutes mind you. If it takes you longer than that to eat it,you're probably very boring and/or a fag. Bonus points if you get grease all over your hands and find sour cream in your hair.

Step 7-Repeat until 2-4 tacos have been consumed.
THE END. XDDDDD
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P.S.-CONGRATULATIONS TO :iconlovehate96: FOR BEING MY 4OTH WATCHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I made a recipe!!!!!!by splover22

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RainTheWeaponMeister Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lawlz, step 6 gets me everytime...I'm going to try this the next time we have taco night!!
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splover22 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
XDDD glad you like it :D
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LoveHate96 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2011
Nice recipe, to bad I can't eat spicy foods :(
and I didn't know I was your 40th watcher
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splover22 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Well,I used mild spices and stuff so yeah...
And yes you are the 40th watcher! I just checked after I heard you watched me.
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Meeebles Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2011
that's a real nice recipe
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splover22 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Thaaaaaanks! XDDDD
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